IT'S 06/06/06 AND...
DOOMSDAY! ZOMFGWTFBBQ SOMEONE SUDDENLY DIVIDED BY ZERO!!!!111111
NOT. It's the 6th of June 2006 and every bajillion or so homo sapien living on this 3rd rock feels just fine and mundane as always. Yes, there are no Tentacle Rape Monster randomly molesting innocent Japanese schoolgirls, no bigass meteorite heading straight to earth in three hours time, Iraq and East Timor are still pretty screwed up as always and President Bush is still the ruling administrator of the United Earth Empire (hey, thanks for the million dollars of weapons and equipment funding for my anti-government rebels Dubya!).
So, if nothing big is going on right now and no inhuman widespread looting en masse is being planned (unless you live in East Timor right now), what day exactly are we celebrating today? The birth of the Internet? NO. Your mom's birthday? GUESS AGAIN RETARD. The start of D-Day with Operation Overlord? CLOSE, BUT YOU FAIL, HARD. OK, so what grand and holy day are we celebrating today good sir? Well comrade, look no further than the almighty awesome
DO I NEED TO WRITE LONG SENTENCES TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING? RISE UP TO ARMS AND RESPOND TO YOUR CALL OF DUTY COMRADE!
SPREAD IT, SPREAD THE NEWS THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERLAND AND TURN IT INTO A WILDFIRE, COMRADES!
And before you may proceed to the violent mob whacking goodness, savour some random image bombardment courtesy of the Internet. Enjoy thy AIDS.
DOOMSDAY! ZOMFGWTFBBQ SOMEONE SUDDENLY DIVIDED BY ZERO!!!!111111
NOT. It's the 6th of June 2006 and every bajillion or so homo sapien living on this 3rd rock feels just fine and mundane as always. Yes, there are no Tentacle Rape Monster randomly molesting innocent Japanese schoolgirls, no bigass meteorite heading straight to earth in three hours time, Iraq and East Timor are still pretty screwed up as always and President Bush is still the ruling administrator of the United Earth Empire (hey, thanks for the million dollars of weapons and equipment funding for my anti-government rebels Dubya!).
So, if nothing big is going on right now and no inhuman widespread looting en masse is being planned (unless you live in East Timor right now), what day exactly are we celebrating today? The birth of the Internet? NO. Your mom's birthday? GUESS AGAIN RETARD. The start of D-Day with Operation Overlord? CLOSE, BUT YOU FAIL, HARD. OK, so what grand and holy day are we celebrating today good sir? Well comrade, look no further than the almighty awesome
DO I NEED TO WRITE LONG SENTENCES TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING? RISE UP TO ARMS AND RESPOND TO YOUR CALL OF DUTY COMRADE!
SPREAD IT, SPREAD THE NEWS THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERLAND AND TURN IT INTO A WILDFIRE, COMRADES!
And before you may proceed to the violent mob whacking goodness, savour some random image bombardment courtesy of the Internet. Enjoy thy AIDS.
posted by Old Hangmen at 11:17 PM
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