MYSTERIOUS BOX OF /b/
HABEEB IT! BAM! TO BEHOLD, A BOX BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BRAZEN BELITTLMENT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BOX POPULI. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL IT THE BOX OF /B/!
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For days now, the top frontpage of 4Chan's /b/ has been stickied with yet another questionable non-GET thread: an eBay bid for a bunch of random crap collected at the aftermath of the 4chan panel from Otakon 2006, The box reportedly contains:
- Condoms!
- Money!
- Caek box!
- Hawaiian Shirt!
- Mulletchan sweat!
- The unholy blessing of Raptor Jesus!
- Memes galore!
The bid claims that all proceeds from the bid will be donated to moot and his cronies for tickets to Mootxico, booze, and other lovely ventures of the 4chan mods. At the current time of posting this blog entry, the bid stands at U$D14,100. Wow, another three or more Dell servers for 4Chan, but I bet my 10 raepdollars & 13 pennies that the money would go to fund North Korea's military buildup in Australia, where the real moot turns out to be Kim Jong-Ill, the eternal great deity leader of the brave North Korean people and a common, respected poster in 4Chan's /b/, /u/ and /y/.
After countless hours of factfinding, consulting questionable Anonymous professionals for their expert opinions and completing 1.26GB worth of DVD-rip Japanese prawns after almost a week worth of downloads without any proper rest for my ultra-reliable rig running on AMD Athlon XP2000 packed with three HDDs (worth 450GB) dedicated to Japanese prawn and superior images scavenged from various Wakachan's niche section, I've come up with three possibilities of the actual item contents inside:
A box filled with AIDS! Too predictable.
POSSIBILITY #2:
A box filled with Monglers! Also too predictable.
POSSIBILITY #3:
wut? Oh wait, it's in a bag. I failed.
In other more historic news,
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Finland is above law and absolute win. Hey, Malaysia's on the 5th rank. We've beaten Singapore!
Conclusion: Malaysia = 4Chan, Singapore = Gaia Online.
LOL no offense Singaporeans. XD
HABEEB IT! BAM! TO BEHOLD, A BOX BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BRAZEN BELITTLMENT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BOX POPULI. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL IT THE BOX OF /B/!click to enlargeFor days now, the top frontpage of 4Chan's /b/ has been stickied with yet another questionable non-GET thread: an eBay bid for a bunch of random crap collected at the aftermath of the 4chan panel from Otakon 2006, The box reportedly contains:
- Condoms!
- Money!
- Caek box!
- Hawaiian Shirt!
- Mulletchan sweat!
- The unholy blessing of Raptor Jesus!
- Memes galore!
The bid claims that all proceeds from the bid will be donated to moot and his cronies for tickets to Mootxico, booze, and other lovely ventures of the 4chan mods. At the current time of posting this blog entry, the bid stands at U$D14,100. Wow, another three or more Dell servers for 4Chan, but I bet my 10 raepdollars & 13 pennies that the money would go to fund North Korea's military buildup in Australia, where the real moot turns out to be Kim Jong-Ill, the eternal great deity leader of the brave North Korean people and a common, respected poster in 4Chan's /b/, /u/ and /y/.
One may wonder for millenias without answers: in actuality, what really is the real contents inside the mysterious box of /b/?
After countless hours of factfinding, consulting questionable Anonymous professionals for their expert opinions and completing 1.26GB worth of DVD-rip Japanese prawns after almost a week worth of downloads without any proper rest for my ultra-reliable rig running on AMD Athlon XP2000 packed with three HDDs (worth 450GB) dedicated to Japanese prawn and superior images scavenged from various Wakachan's niche section, I've come up with three possibilities of the actual item contents inside:POSSIBILITY #1:
A box filled with AIDS! Too predictable.POSSIBILITY #2:
A box filled with Monglers! Also too predictable.POSSIBILITY #3:
wut? Oh wait, it's in a bag. I failed.In other more historic news,
click to enlargeFinland is above law and absolute win. Hey, Malaysia's on the 5th rank. We've beaten Singapore!
Conclusion: Malaysia = 4Chan, Singapore = Gaia Online.
LOL no offense Singaporeans. XD
posted by Old Hangmen at 11:14 PM
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