QUIT WHINING ABOUT MOSAICS!

It pisses me off the most whenever I'm visiting any forums related to Japanese AVs (or any related discussions about it) and hearing people whining crap about mosaics. Everytime someone opened a thread about some new or popular Japanese AV star, the most common response will be "OMG HAWT SAUCE & TORRENT PLZ!" only to be followed by "OH SHI- CRAPPY MOSAIC DO NOT WANT!". YHALOTHAR have you even bothered to use Wikipedia more often than logging on to Friendster to look at camwhoring pictures of supposedly 'famous' and 'cool' people whom I don't give a piss about? It's already their censorship law that prohibits private parts from being shown and remains unchanged since the Meiji era. Read dammit.

Japanese prawn sushi. Verily relevant to the current subject.

The image above, using legitimate worksafe image references from children's favourite cartoons, was used to effectively simulate the common placement of mosaics. The author of this blog assures the community and fellow blog viewers that there is nothing 'lewd' or 'offensive' hidden behind the pixels.

Image Source: Wikipedia
Keyword: Mickey Mouse

Let me educate you, fellow readers of this blog, that obscuring mosaic brings no negative effects to the sheer enjoyment of watching Japanese prawn. Observe, pathetic mortals:

This is a sausage. It is:
- made of processed meat.
- mixed with herbs.
- available in beef, chicken, mutton, etc.
- delicious. MUST EAT! EAT! EAT!

OK, now let us take that same image again, but this time, edited with mosaic using the everhandy Irfanview. 200 hours of MS Paint edit plus 6 hours of sleepless bukakke later and VOILA!

Even with the silly pixels in place, any person young or old, male or female, educated or not are still able to tell that IT'S A FRICKIN' SAUSAGE! Yes, it is still a sausage and yet again it is still:
- made of processed meat.
- mixed with herbs.
- available in beef, chicken, mutton, etc.
- delicious. MUST EAT! EAT! EAT!

But why am I still able to see pass through all the nasty pixels and managed to interpret the image correctly? Because common sense prevails above all else, comrade. Say you take a ride on a bus but you couldn't see the bus driver, yet you still know that THERE IS a bus driver driving the bus. That, comrade, is how common sense acts in everyday life, same as how it helps you identify the image behind the pixels in the experiment above. Isn't it an obvious common sense that both male and female have different private parts?

Unfortunately for certain individuals, poor visual conformation which was caused by their overdose of Nartuo and lack of superior content exposure had chronically affected their ability to decypher properly of the actual contents behind the mosaic filter, causing serious off-content misintepretations, debilitating cancer, AIDS, and ultimately, death. Image above accurately describes that particular OH SHI- situation.

In conclusion:
Just shut the hell up and download moar platinum Japanese AVs, MOAR! gb2 Deviantart > Furries if you're too blind, stupid and whiny over such an insignificant issue of mosaics on Japanese prawn movies. AGE for great justice!

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