KOREAN MECHA ANIMES FOR THE MASSIVE FAIL

This thing = the epitome of massive fail. Period.
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Watch the ultra-epic battle of:

GUNDAM VERITECH VS MICKEY MOUSE
HOLY FREAKING CRAP, LITERALLY! THE ZERG-RUSHING KOREANS HAD MADE MECHA ANIMUS IN THE PAST? And guess what? They all suck! Here are some of the most common things I noticed after I watched several episodes of these miserable pile of lies known as 'Koreanime' on Youtube:

- Robots featured in any of these 'Koreanime' ALWAYS uses Kung-Fu as its preferred method of attack which would always have somekinda kicking or flying attack somewhere. FYI, GUNDAMS DON'T USE MUHFUGGEN KUNG-FUs! GUNDAMS WILL ALWAYS USE FIREARMS THAT COULD RUN OUT OF AMMO! MOBILE SUIT MELEE COMBAT IS DONE USING CLOSE-RANGE WEAPONS, NOT THEM SILLY FISTS! One exclusion from this rule is the crappy DBZ ripoff (LOL Japan ripping off Japan) Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

- When any of the characters perform a jump, why the hell must they jump like "OMFG Matrix" and then fly like muhfuggen Superman? Can't they just jump normally? Watch "Space Black Night" and be amazed at the Korean's advanced Pixar-like animation technology.

- They can slap the word 'Gundam' on just about any mecha that they ripped off. So, in their case, if that mecha ain't Gundam but the Koreans insist it is a Gundam, then be it as what they say.

- Gundams are appropriately launched from ships or bases. You DON'T simply summon them by yelling out their name. WTF is this sh*t? And for the last time, THAT AIN'T A FREAKIN' GUNDAM! IT'S A FREAKIN' VERITECH FROM MACROSS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Compare the badass look of the original Votoms' Scopedog (bottom left) to the Korean 'reworked' version. Like trying to differentiate between lemon grass and a pile of dung.
- Very often, they ripped off multiple kinds of mechs from various Japanese mecha animes (especially Mobile Suit Gundam), throw em' into their crappy idea blender and BADA-BING, Instant Original Contents! Try watching Taekwon V (blatant Mazinger Z ripoff) and enjoy the sheer hilarity of badly-animated flying Acguys (dude, Acguys are NOT suppose to fly) chargin' up their lazors accompanied by sound effects so bloody awful that early 1920's silent films were outclassing inferior 1980's Korean sound effect studios.


The naked truth.
So what's really the point of bringing to light the existence of these horrendous 'Koreanimes'? No reason, but it's good to know for those of you who are unaware of the presence of such animated monstrosity, and having a great laugh at the cheesy, low-quality animation shamelessly ripped off from Japan. Up till' today, Korean children are made to believe that they came up with the idea first before Japan and Japan 'rips off' their animation. ROFLMAO.

If you want moar 'Koreanime' goodness, look at the search results for "Gundam Korea" on Youtube. As for my image source, I got it from here.