ZOMFGWTFBBQ SNK MAKES GROPING GAME!
I don't believe it! Well habeeb it because it's fo' sho'. Yeah, for real: SNK is making a groping game and man, Americans in Jesusland are outraged!
You know us, and we’ve never been one to hesitate posting half-naked gamer girls. That’s all fun among consenting weird people online, we ham it up and it’s all good. Real women aside, many of us also like anime and understand the art form. But even in the realm of stylized Japanese cartoons there is no way in hell this little school girl is meant to be depicted as an adult. No way. She’s ten years old tops, even if that. My gut reaction — SNK is making a DS and Wii game where you undress and grope children? WHAT.THE.F***.
(ten year olds with boobies? Get your eyes fixed retard)
According to stories spotted on DegenkiOnline and UK Resistance, the well known King of Fighter publisher SNK will be releasing DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN or Exciting Witch Trial on the Wii and DS. The object of these games is to strip and grope young women in order to detect which ones are witches or human. Just look at the gameplay buttons provided above. We expect this sort of perverse game to come out of some completely irresponsible porn studio in the East somewhere. But a trusted name like SNK? I’m speechless. Even with a mature rating, does this illustrated gameplay sit well with you? More gameplay pics from their presentation after the jump — you be the judge.
(LOL gb2 Christian Forums)
My personal concensus? Somebody needs to call the Yakuza and have them beat these people in the streets. And when they are done, they need to shove a Wiimote up their asses to make sure they’re human.
(you suck for failing Internuts 101 Mr. Author)
SAUCE OF FAILURE: Destructoid
UPDATE - THE REAL TRUTH: Check This Out!
I ROFL'd at all the 'righteous' comments made by Americans stumped by cultural differences between them and the Japanese (well yeah, only their culture of wrestling and NASCAR matters). It's unbelievable that few actually noticed that most of the screenshots are simply stolen images from your nearby Imageboards of 2Chan, 4Chan and/or Wakachan. If Pro-pedophile organizations are allowed to exist and advocate their beliefs freely in North America, what's so offensive about a slightly naughty (or Ecchi) game where you can harrass huge-breasted non-realistic anime girls using the Nintendo DS stylus? Not like as if there are any actual porn (only as far as Outlaw Volleyball) in console and handheld games, save it for Japanese Adult Videos in PSP video format (those are 'movies', not games, so they don't count). Besides, America's level of morality is already spiralling downwards on a collision course with gay priests, atheists and ultraconservative bigots piloting every state in the US. Why should they make such a big fuss about this game?
After all, there's nothing wrong with SNK venturing out to previously untouched genres. I'm getting sick of SNK repeatedly rehashing their flagship titles (King of Fighters, Metal Slug) by adding a bigger number to its name and doing nothing at all in terms of innovation. Its quite obvious that if you're a game company trying to capture the market from dozens of rivals and competitors, it's important to MAKE GAMES THAT PEOPLE LIKE WHICH ACTUALLY SELLS. Tell that to Grand Theft Auto and the million copies sold. What's the purpose of establishing a game company when the company itself doesn't profit a penny? Try living in Japan and see for yourself how easy it is to make barely enough money to pay the monthly bills and putting food on your table three times a day.
UPDATE: Oh hey, there are already superior Anonymouses from Imageboards and enlightened individuals posting comments there for great justice. Too bad most of the idiots who criticized the game are too damn firm and stubborn-headed to change their views.
So what do you guys think? WANT, DO NOT WANT OR LOL INTERNET? Head over to Gamefags and post your opinions.
UPDATE: Holy crap I found the truth!
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posted by Old Hangmen at 12:28 PM
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