DIAMONDS AND RIDES : SERIOUS BUISSNESS

THE ANSWERING MACHINES DOES NOT COMPUTE!

Suddenly and unexpectedly, a bunch of rednecks posting in some popular discussion board at a certain domain name built, out of their own interests and curiosity, a high performance racing car made entirely out of diamonds. A diamond, as we all know, is the strongest form of metal ever made in human existence. While vehicles made out of carbon fiber such as the Mclaren F1 has an extremely low durability due to its light weight (not to mention serious stability problems), a car made out of diamonds should have an equivalent or more strength to a Hummer.













Now assume that this diamond racing car went 400mph towards a wall of diamonds, hitting it at that impact speed. Below are a few possible outcomes as debated by physicists as well as experts in the field of car crash investigations:

1. "Diamonds won't shatter if it hits a wall. The wall will break."

2. "A car made out of diamond would go right through a wall at 400mph unless the wall itself is built out of diamonds."

3. "The faster the car is, the faster you'll go, and the lower will the durability be. If you have a diamond car that went 400mph and it hits a wall at that speed, chances are the car will shatter (or at least the front-end) seriously."

4. "That's Crazy. I'm a Have To Do That Someday."

So hay guys, wut do ya thinks? Does a car insurance applies to vehicles made out of diamonds?

PS: Welkom to ze Internetets. YUor center 4 rearly Intelligant discushions.

In case you are still puzzled about what kind of CIA-Mossad conspiracy is going on here:

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Oh, and my mid-term exam will be over by tomorrow. Time to renew my life insurance while happily patrolling the streets of Baghdad on an armorless Humvee with joy in my hearts.














G'day and GTFO!

THE SUNDAY CRAP

It's Sunday! And what better way to start a Sunday blog entry than a post filled with either inane rants or recaps of events which occured before Sunday!

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4Chan mods (Google 4Chan if you don't know what it is moron) are being retarded faggots again. THAT IS NOT 8mGET! TIS' A RUSE! Not even the strength of George Zimmer's titanical pleasure nutrient-spewing magical rod of power 10 times bigger than the Great Wall of China could save it from the fact that it was simply a miserable pile of lies!

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Corn crops from Yurop (go see the Queen) aren't necessarily GM, rectally speaking. We all know that Yurop is the biggest producer Lolicon (again, Google is your best pal) arts which are not legal in Australia, some parts of Oregon and debatably Iran, rivalling Japan's adolescent-bodied two-dimensional characters with huge inflated eyes. Yuropeans are not to be confused with Europeans. The constant exposure of Europeans with Techno music and boring crayon arts disables their ability to use the compass. Yuropeans on the other hand, determines the general direction they're facing as well as the current wind speed via...

















One of these days, you'll understand once you've grown up and catch some pimples, Timmy. Keep in mind however, Yuropeans are not to be confused with






























Hitler. Hitler is German, therefore he's from Germany. Yuropeans are from Yurop. Therefore they stay in Yurop. In other words.

German = Germany
Yuropean = Yurop

End of theory.

Now, onto events that actually had something to do in my offline realm, nothing much to speak of really. My Mid-term exams are currently in session, Oyasumi subs is REALLY FRICKIN' SLOW at releasing Pani Poni Dash (but what the hell, I never donate a cent!), I finished playing Ace Combat Zero on Hard (review is currently being written) and most importantly, I'm in a desperate shortage of cash.

Yup, that's it. Have a fine Sunday and be very careful with what you see or perceive as what you think it is, for it may not be what you actually THINK it is...






















IT'S A TRAP!

MOST INCREDIBLE EASTER EGG IN ANIME I'VE EVER FOUND

Several days ago, I was watching Gundam 0083 again (I was bored, got nothing to do) and I stumbled upon this really interesting Easter Egg in Episode 12:


DSFARGEG!
A vintage bonus content from 1990. Click on the image to enlarge it into a better resolution. Squint your eyes carefully and notice those bunch of funny English texts written on screen.

Apparently, 'CHICKENSHIT' means 'kiisama' in Japanese which carries the same meaning as 'bastard' in English. Admiral Delaz is a... 'SKINHEAD' I guess, but what the hell does 'OCTOPUS' and 'KURE 5-56 (MECHA HELPER)' means remains a bloody mystery.