JAKE BRAHM HAS BECOME AN HERO

Stupidity knows no limits ain't it?


Look ma, 4Chan's on TV!

Wisconsin Man Is Charged in Fake NFL Stadium Threats
By Chris Dolmetsch and David Voreacos

Oct. 20 (Bloomberg) -- A 20-year-old Wisconsin man was charged with making false threats on the Internet to detonate "dirty bombs'' at seven National Football League stadiums, federal prosecutors in Newark, New Jersey, said.

Jake J. Brahm, a grocery worker who lives with his parents in Wauwatosa, faces as much as five years in prison and a $250,000 fine, the U.S. Attorney's office said. Brahm surrendered to federal marshals in Milwaukee today.

The threat, claiming truck bombs loaded with radioactive materials would be detonated at games Oct. 22, was declared a fake by the Federal Bureau of Investigation yesterday.

"There is no evidence that Mr. Brahm had either the ability or the intention to deliver dirty bombs to any of these stadiums,'' U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie said at a news conference in Newark. He called the bogus threat "the Internet version of yelling fire in a crowded theater.''

Brahm's attorney, Patrick Knight of Milwaukee, didn't immediately return a voice-mail message seeking comment.

Brahm was initially taken into custody on Oct. 19 by police in Wauwatosa, a city of about 47,000 people about three miles (4.83 kilometers) west of Milwaukee.

"For Mr. Brahm, this is the big league,'' said Leslie Wiser, special agent in charge of the FBI's New Jersey office, said at the news conference. "Don't mess with football.''


Jake Brahm's 'credible threat' post on 4Chan.

Repeated Threat

Brahm admitted posting the threat at http://www.4chan.org more than 40 times between September and Oct. 19, according to a criminal complaint filed by prosecutors. The threat was then reposted on various Web sites, the complaint said

The message warned that "dirty explosive devices'' in trucks would target seven U.S. cities: Atlanta, Cleveland, Houston, Miami, New York, Oakland and Seattle. The posting claimed the death toll would reach as much as 100,000, and that "countless other fatalities'' would result from radioactive fallout, the complaint said.

The message predicted that civil war, economic strife and "general chaos'' would erupt throughout the globe afterward, the complaint said.

Brahm was scheduled to appear before U.S. District Judge Patricia J. Gorence in Milwaukee this afternoon.

The National Football League declined comment.

SOURCE: Bloomberg.com

OH SHI-, the FBI has been spying on 4Chan all this time! They gonna trace your IP and confiscate all of the CPs and jailbaits in your Hard Drive! Say hi to the new 4Chan meme tagline:


"Don't mess with football."


FBI docs concerning the 'threat'.

ZOMFGWTFBBQ SNK MAKES GROPING GAME!

I don't believe it! Well habeeb it because it's fo' sho'. Yeah, for real: SNK is making a groping game and man, Americans in Jesusland are outraged!

SNK Making Child Molester’s Dream Game
You know us, and we’ve never been one to hesitate posting half-naked gamer girls. That’s all fun among consenting weird people online, we ham it up and it’s all good. Real women aside, many of us also like anime and understand the art form. But even in the realm of stylized Japanese cartoons there is no way in hell this little school girl is meant to be depicted as an adult. No way. She’s ten years old tops, even if that. My gut reaction — SNK is making a DS and Wii game where you undress and grope children? WHAT.THE.F***.
(ten year olds with boobies? Get your eyes fixed retard)

According to stories spotted on DegenkiOnline and UK Resistance, the well known King of Fighter publisher SNK will be releasing DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN or Exciting Witch Trial on the Wii and DS. The object of these games is to strip and grope young women in order to detect which ones are witches or human. Just look at the gameplay buttons provided above. We expect this sort of perverse game to come out of some completely irresponsible porn studio in the East somewhere. But a trusted name like SNK? I’m speechless. Even with a mature rating, does this illustrated gameplay sit well with you? More gameplay pics from their presentation after the jump — you be the judge.
(LOL gb2 Christian Forums)

My personal concensus? Somebody needs to call the Yakuza and have them beat these people in the streets. And when they are done, they need to shove a Wiimote up their asses to make sure they’re human.
(you suck for failing Internuts 101 Mr. Author)

SAUCE OF FAILURE: Destructoid
UPDATE - THE REAL TRUTH: Check This Out!

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I ROFL'd at all the 'righteous' comments made by Americans stumped by cultural differences between them and the Japanese (well yeah, only their culture of wrestling and NASCAR matters). It's unbelievable that few actually noticed that most of the screenshots are simply stolen images from your nearby Imageboards of 2Chan, 4Chan and/or Wakachan. If Pro-pedophile organizations are allowed to exist and advocate their beliefs freely in North America, what's so offensive about a slightly naughty (or Ecchi) game where you can harrass huge-breasted non-realistic anime girls using the Nintendo DS stylus? Not like as if there are any actual porn (only as far as Outlaw Volleyball) in console and handheld games, save it for Japanese Adult Videos in PSP video format (those are 'movies', not games, so they don't count). Besides, America's level of morality is already spiralling downwards on a collision course with gay priests, atheists and ultraconservative bigots piloting every state in the US. Why should they make such a big fuss about this game?

After all, there's nothing wrong with SNK venturing out to previously untouched genres. I'm getting sick of SNK repeatedly rehashing their flagship titles (King of Fighters, Metal Slug) by adding a bigger number to its name and doing nothing at all in terms of innovation. Its quite obvious that if you're a game company trying to capture the market from dozens of rivals and competitors, it's important to MAKE GAMES THAT PEOPLE LIKE WHICH ACTUALLY SELLS. Tell that to Grand Theft Auto and the million copies sold. What's the purpose of establishing a game company when the company itself doesn't profit a penny? Try living in Japan and see for yourself how easy it is to make barely enough money to pay the monthly bills and putting food on your table three times a day.

UPDATE: Oh hey, there are already superior Anonymouses from Imageboards and enlightened individuals posting comments there for great justice. Too bad most of the idiots who criticized the game are too damn firm and stubborn-headed to change their views.

So what do you guys think? WANT, DO NOT WANT OR LOL INTERNET? Head over to Gamefags and post your opinions.

UPDATE: Holy crap I found the truth!

RANDOM IMAGE OF THE DAY:

Maid with dual MAC-10s. :3

KOREAN MECHA ANIMES FOR THE MASSIVE FAIL

This thing = the epitome of massive fail. Period.
In the year Whatever Century WC0586, leftover tuna and cheese sandwich artifacts forgotten in household refrigerators were, by coincidence, exposed to radioactive gamma rays emitted from decades old unwashed gym socks and was consumed by rodents and other kinds of common household pests, causing them to swell up to almost the size of an X-Box (still the biggest), threatening the future of dairy corporations and mankind itself. Are you a bad enough dude to safeguard planet earth's dwindling cheese-making industry and become an hero?

Watch the ultra-epic battle of:

GUNDAM VERITECH VS MICKEY MOUSE
HOLY FREAKING CRAP, LITERALLY! THE ZERG-RUSHING KOREANS HAD MADE MECHA ANIMUS IN THE PAST? And guess what? They all suck! Here are some of the most common things I noticed after I watched several episodes of these miserable pile of lies known as 'Koreanime' on Youtube:

- Robots featured in any of these 'Koreanime' ALWAYS uses Kung-Fu as its preferred method of attack which would always have somekinda kicking or flying attack somewhere. FYI, GUNDAMS DON'T USE MUHFUGGEN KUNG-FUs! GUNDAMS WILL ALWAYS USE FIREARMS THAT COULD RUN OUT OF AMMO! MOBILE SUIT MELEE COMBAT IS DONE USING CLOSE-RANGE WEAPONS, NOT THEM SILLY FISTS! One exclusion from this rule is the crappy DBZ ripoff (LOL Japan ripping off Japan) Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

- When any of the characters perform a jump, why the hell must they jump like "OMFG Matrix" and then fly like muhfuggen Superman? Can't they just jump normally? Watch "Space Black Night" and be amazed at the Korean's advanced Pixar-like animation technology.

- They can slap the word 'Gundam' on just about any mecha that they ripped off. So, in their case, if that mecha ain't Gundam but the Koreans insist it is a Gundam, then be it as what they say.

- Gundams are appropriately launched from ships or bases. You DON'T simply summon them by yelling out their name. WTF is this sh*t? And for the last time, THAT AIN'T A FREAKIN' GUNDAM! IT'S A FREAKIN' VERITECH FROM MACROSS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Compare the badass look of the original Votoms' Scopedog (bottom left) to the Korean 'reworked' version. Like trying to differentiate between lemon grass and a pile of dung.
- Very often, they ripped off multiple kinds of mechs from various Japanese mecha animes (especially Mobile Suit Gundam), throw em' into their crappy idea blender and BADA-BING, Instant Original Contents! Try watching Taekwon V (blatant Mazinger Z ripoff) and enjoy the sheer hilarity of badly-animated flying Acguys (dude, Acguys are NOT suppose to fly) chargin' up their lazors accompanied by sound effects so bloody awful that early 1920's silent films were outclassing inferior 1980's Korean sound effect studios.


The naked truth.
So what's really the point of bringing to light the existence of these horrendous 'Koreanimes'? No reason, but it's good to know for those of you who are unaware of the presence of such animated monstrosity, and having a great laugh at the cheesy, low-quality animation shamelessly ripped off from Japan. Up till' today, Korean children are made to believe that they came up with the idea first before Japan and Japan 'rips off' their animation. ROFLMAO.

If you want moar 'Koreanime' goodness, look at the search results for "Gundam Korea" on Youtube. As for my image source, I got it from here.